contraption...

Hannah wakes up to find me desperately searching the internet for deliverance. mo-squi-to-trap... She asks, "What's a mosquito trap, a piece of skin in a trap?" Then, calling out to any takers, she says, "Who'd like to donate? This might hurt a bit."

con-trap-tion... n. a machine or device that appears strange or unnecessarily complicated, and often badly made or unsafe!